“10 Crazy Ways to Get Internet Famous! by DEV"

Most of us want a little more attention than we already do in the real world. And since not all of us can be Hollywood stars, some settle for the easier way of getting famous: The Internet.

I, Dev, will show you how to get more attention on the web than anybody else who could call themselves: “Internet Famous”

1.       Tweet a million times on your favorite celebrity’s profile, saying how much you love bananas. Prepare to get sued. But hey, this is what will actually grant you fame, and it’s well worth it. 

2.       Take a picture of your own face, making sure to strike a photogenically ugly face. Turn yourself into an internet meme and make a complete idiot out of yourself- people love idiots.

3.       Make a Youtube video of yourself, skydiving…without a parachute! I’m telling you dude, you won’t just get internet famous, you’ll make the headlines too! Oh wait… You don’t wanna die yet, huh?

4.       Reenact the “2 Girls 1 Cup” viral video. I haven’t watched that yet. But I heard it’s pretty awesome. Might as well tag me, and all of your closest friends to the video.

5.       Sell a paper clip online and trade it for something more valuable (like, say a pen). Continue trading the pen into more precious items until you gain yourself a house. Brag online about your achievement and wait until your new house gets robbed. Just kidding, somebody actually did this and managed a slot into the Guinness Book of World Records. Now, don’t be a copycat.

6.       Beg the celebrities to add you as a Facebook friend. Convince them by crying. Add everyone you know: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Jane Lynch, Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Iron Man, Bat Man, EVERY STAR ON TV! Then brag online about how all these celebrities “begged” you to add them on Facebook. 

7.       Create a music video. I have a suggestion: Perform a mash-up of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and Double Take’s “Hot Problems”. Spice it up with poor effects, poor vocal ability and bad choreography. Claim to be the best singer ever and that you should replace Michael Jackson as the King of Pop. Haters gonna hate.

8.       Spread online messages of world peace. Start a war against everyone who doesn’t reply or participate.

9.       Start an online piracy service that lets people download songs, movies, pictures and games, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Make sure that your business is completely LEGAL.

10.   Start an awesomazing blog entitled: “Dev and Ark: A Shared Blog”. Collect minions and dominate the world. Just kidding…only the internet.

There! Do at least one of these cool tricks, and you’re bound to get internet famous.

Disclaimer: DEV and ARK will not be responsible for deaths, injuries, lawsuits, etc, during attempts of gaining internet fame.

LOL. Have fun! And remember, it’s ALL about the attitude and determination.

Links: 

Rebecca Black's Friday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Double Take's Hot Problems: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE