DEV and ARK: "Pabebe Girls" by DEV

They can't be stopped. The "Pabebe" virus has swept the Filipino nation and will soon become a plague if we don't find a cure.

(Oh no!)

If you don't know what a Pabebe Girl is, then consider yourself lucky. You are pure. You are safe, at least for now.

But we can never be too careful. You may already have it in you. The only thing we can do is to identify whether you've been inflicted.

Here are some of the signs and symptoms of the Pabebe Girl virus. Are you one of them?

1. You introduce yourself with an aggressive "Hi," and tell everyone that you're a Pabebe Girl.

("Hi. Kami ang pabebe girls.")

(Translation: Hi. We're the pabebe girls)

2. You feel the urge to threaten humanity for questioning your "pabebe" ways.

3. Your friends don't even know what a Pabebe Girl is. You seek to educate them by making a Youtube video tutorial.

("At wala kayong magagawa kung pabebe kami sa mga...mga video namin!)

(Translation: a Pabebe Girl is a woman of honor, integrity, and passion.)

4. You suddenly crave for mamon.

(You love it so much that you film yourself while eating it, to preserve the memory.)

5. You want to teach people how to eat mamon, and all the creative ways to do it.

(Even if every method looks the same.)

Your condition may be severe, depending on how true these statements are for you. But don't worry, no one is going to stop you from pursuing your new found 'pabebe' lifestyle.

After all, we don't wanna incur your wrath.