They call it the State of the Nation Address, codenamed 'SONA'. I am yet to find out what the purpose of this activity is for, but I hope to describe it in this report.
Here is an accurate description of the Earthling's State of the Nation Address:
1. Well-dressed Earthlings gather in a large hall and sit for at least two hours doing nothing.
(They look really interested in whatever is going to be discussed.)
2. The well-dressed Earthlings stare blankly at an old human male, who is also well-dressed for the duration of the event.
3. The well-dressed old human male speaks gibberish for the duration of the event.
4. The well-dressed old human male is rudely interrupted by nonsense videos that talk about "achievements of the administration" which I currently have no information about.
5. The well-dressed old human male is also rudely interrupted by "rounds of applause" from the well-dressed Earthlings. I have no idea why they clap their hands over gibberish. We must investigate.
6. The well-dressed old human male suffers from mild bouts of uncontrollable coughing. He apologizes for this perfectly natural human behavior every time.
7. The well-dressed Earthlings fall asleep while the old human male is speaking, but somehow wakes up when the camera points at them.
8. Another thing, there were cameras everywhere. It lead me to believe that more Earthlings were watching the gibberish from their homes. We must know why.
9. Some of the well-dressed Earthlings stood up near the end of the event, holding pieces of paper, and showing it to the well-dressed old human male.
10. The event ends and everyone goes home.
Conclusion: This SONA event is extremely mysterious and controversial. I noticed all the Earthlings were talking about it afterwards! Honestly, I got bored by the whole thing. But some strange phenomenon is behind this activity, and we must uncover it.
What is the state of this nation? And why were all these Earthlings well-dressed?
I will report again soon.
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