About

Dev and Ark are two critters who used to live in Heaven. They got bored with bouncing on top of the clouds, so they decided to free fall into our world. Most people would agree that's a horrible decision.

Now freeloading in a human teenager's apartment, they spend most of their time watching the lives of God's favorite creation. That's us.

(Yes, you.)

Realizing how miserable the average human typically is, they decided to open this very blog, hoping to entertain, inspire, and give free cookies to whoever needs it.

Do you want a non-earthly opinion on your earthly struggles?

Do you want to be cured of that fatal disease called 'boredom'?

Do you want free cookies?

Then you've come to the right Internet place.

Here is my ambitious blogging schedule that I am hoping to keep, starting July 20, 2015. Yes, this is in effect right now. Totes radical:

Ark's Blog Day - Every Monday (to keep you inspired as the week starts, I guess?)

Guest Day - Every Wednesday (because Wednesdays are really awkward.)

Dev's Blog Day - Every Friday (to keep you hyped for the coming weekend.)

See you around!

P.S. The cookie was a lie.