Hello, humans. Today, we will discuss a huge dilemma that not many people really know about. It's called the Colony Collapse Disorder, also known as the BEEMAGEDDON.
Honey bees have been dying at a worrisome rate since at least 2010.
"Oh, Finn, it's no big deal. Bugs die everyday and there are millions more to spare."
We're not talking about ten or twenty bees per year. We're talking colonies.
And if you're not convinced by the report of a talking shark, here's a link to a more credible source.For those of you who can't be bothered to read through similar articles, at least 20% of losses were recorded from managed colonies for the past four years.
This means that the precious bee population is plummeting, and if nothing is done about it, they can go extinct.
And the problem is still there.
Why do we have to know about this? Well, here are the reasons:
"Top 5 Reasons Why We Need Bees"
1. They produce our food.
Through a process called 'pollination,' bees help produce all kinds of crops. We eat these crops. Simply put, if all the bees die, THEY ARE TAKING US WITH THEM.
2. They produce pretty flowers.
Flowers bloom across entire fields because bees help scatter their pollen. If food is not enough to convince you that these precious flyers are important, then maybe you need to see a few pretty flowers and be reminded what it's like to BE ALIVE.
2. They produce pretty flowers.
Flowers bloom across entire fields because bees help scatter their pollen. If food is not enough to convince you that these precious flyers are important, then maybe you need to see a few pretty flowers and be reminded what it's like to BE ALIVE.
3. They are more adorable than wasps.
Bees are friendly. They will brighten up your day. Hornets and wasps will fuck your brains out.
"BUZZ BUZZ MOTHERFUCKERS"
4. They are the reason for the existence of this awesome movie.
It made no sense, but it was a fun adventure all throughout. Maybe watch this and rethink your life.
5. They are hardworking and deserve to be an inspiration for us all.
Working all day, buzzing around fabulously, and never complaining. They are very dedicated, even when the going gets tough.
To conclude this blog post, BEES ARE IMPORTANT AND THEY MUST NOT DIE. Maybe go say hi to that bee in your garden instead of just running away for dear life.
It's THIS motherfucker you must be careful around anyway.
Here are a few more helpful articles about the Beemageddon:
Another explanation on why we need bees:
The possible cause of the Colony Collapse Disorder:
Peace out!
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