"Minecraft!" by DEV

We all know Ark's boring tale of looking for another internship site thingy. So lezz all just talk about what REALLY MATTERS here. I'm gonna show ya guys what I'M up to.

Y'all know that's mo interesting.

THIS, mah friends, is my wallpaper. Jen's been busy otaku-ing (which means she's been drooling over anime) so she changed the desktop wallpaper into this weird anime-girl-person-character.

THIS, mah friends, is also what happens whenever I open the awesomazing game MINECRAFT!

Look at her. Glorifying the gloriously glorious game.

So basically, Minecraft's been eating my precious time away. I've been busy pouring out my creatively oozing art juices into the BEST Minecraft world evah.

I mean, have you SEEN my awezome gold and diamond house???

Been trying to recreate the Dev and Ark Universe. So I started by building the mansion of the awesomazing guy who created us: Kent!

This is where I picture him drawing new, ugly creatures for me to share this blog's spotlight with. This is also where I imagine him taking care of 'bout a gazillion cats (a dog too, probably), eating popcorn and masturbating to posters of the Transformers.

(Indoor pool, anyone?)

Not to mention that this awesome pool connects to another pool OUTSIDE the golden mansion! And yes, all you have to do is swim through an underground water tunnel I made. Worship me later.

Go straight and you will be plummeting to your death, to Kent's room. Where you will see...

...his weird fetish towards Mooshrooms... (Which is now my totally new favorite worrrd.)

...his affection towards the pets I so comfortably foreshadowed earlier...

AND HIS HORRIBLE TASTE IN ROOM POSTERS.

(WAT.)

So there ya have it, folks. That's what's been leeching my brains for a couple o' days.

Thank you for letting me break the fourth wall for a few secs!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go do something productive.

(Merw.)

LOL. Minecraft, of course!