"The Untold Christmas Update" by EVE

Wow. Posting original Christmas stories sure sounded more fun in my head. Especially when I have this new game on my computer called Team Fortress 2. My gosh, it's so much fun infiltrating bases, stabbing enemies, sapping their machines, burning their flesh... which totally doesn't sound like what a princess would do.

What a waste of my powers.

So I just magically animated a bunch of presents for all the critters here in my apartment. Mostly food.

Just to update you on how everyone's going:

ARK and DEV are doing their second internship at this radio station. They've been assigned to the night shift, so Ark is kinda cranky all the time and Dev --I swear-- needs to back away from caffeine for a while. Look, right now he's rampaging near the Christmas tree, and holy sh*&*^%$&(t!!!

(wait a sec guys...)

Okay, we no longer have a Christmas tree thanks to the coffee-powered, red and yellow devil.

Guess I'll have to animate another later.

CAT PIG is asleep. He's tired of running around all day, away from Dev, actually. His owner was scaring him, saying he'll be used as bacon for the Christmas feast called the Noche Buena.

Sheesh. Poor little thing can't recognize jokes.

MAX is gone for a while. He visited his friends in Mars for their version of Christmas called the Christmars. LOL. I just made that up. He's upstairs, eating chocolate pastry.

RIP the ghost guy is still missing, but the BOO thing crawled out from under my bed and started greeting EVERYONE around the house. Creepy. What happened to privacy?

Anyway, the little monster is cute, so I let him do his thing.

FIN is here too... he brought some recycled decorations he made from his travels. (I swear they look terrible, but I wanna be nice to him. He's a visitor anyway, so I'll give him a chance.)


POP can't make it to our little party. He's out partying with Justin Timberlake and Adam Levine. Which sounds waaay more awesome than our apartment party. (But who wants to hang out with those boring guys anyway??? Not me! *nervous laughter*)

And I'm here, wondering what to do with my magical princess privileges. I know this will fade away by the end of the month, and ANN is nowhere to be found, so I guess I'm gonna have to make the most out of this opportunity!

Which reminds me...

I can totally teleport to Pop's party right now and dance with the stars!!!

Hmm...

But I won't do that. My family is right here, and I'm happy with them. That's the true spirit of Christmas right there.

B*&^sh&t, I can take my family with me!

Aribidacci guys!

AND MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! SEE YA!!!

(teleports entire apartment to Hollywood.)