I, the awesomazing Dev, have successfully resigned from my job. And as some of you gossips already know, Ark has too. Now let's get back to business.
I never thought that I would miss a few things from that place. And no, they're not sentimental shit that I got attached to. This list is mostly of useless stuff that I surprisingly miss.
(and I still miss it. Sorta.)
MY LIST OF STUFF THAT I SURPRISINGLY MISS (and why I think I miss them):
1. The Ketchup Machine
--> This little devil was a complicated piece of machine. But for some reason, I totally got how to disassemble AND reassemble it! How awesome is THAT! Of course the only reason you're gonna want to do all that is to clean the insides.
But to think you'd go through all that trouble just for a machine that only does ONE THING??? Unbelievable. (Yeah, all it does is give you ketchup, whaddaya expect?) Still, it's one of the few Earth machines I've managed to "understand." I love this thing.
But to think you'd go through all that trouble just for a machine that only does ONE THING??? Unbelievable. (Yeah, all it does is give you ketchup, whaddaya expect?) Still, it's one of the few Earth machines I've managed to "understand." I love this thing.
(it does NOT look like this. it's far more complicated.)
2. The Dust Pan
--> It's not JUST a dust pan. It's one of those thingies that was really easy to open. It made sweeping the floor fun. I wanted one at home, and I still do.
3. Le Winterhalter
--> Which is just a fancy term for "dish washing machine." Yes it cleans DISHES, not CLOTHES. How awezome is that??? These things get me real excited.
It takes what, like 2 minutes to clean 5000 plates! (Just an estimate. I think it can clean, like 50 plates at once.) It has this bad habit if getting broken every day, but it's pretty easy to fix. How can you wash all those plates without the Winterhalter? YOU CAN'T. So put up with its crazy.
It takes what, like 2 minutes to clean 5000 plates! (Just an estimate. I think it can clean, like 50 plates at once.) It has this bad habit if getting broken every day, but it's pretty easy to fix. How can you wash all those plates without the Winterhalter? YOU CAN'T. So put up with its crazy.
--> See we have this ice scooper, for scooping...ice. It's got this little holder. This said holder ABSOLUTELY HATES ME. It falls on the ice every time I try to use it. Makes you wanna scream "Fine! Stay there in the cold, freezing hell where you belong!!! Whatever."
Don't get me wrong, I will miss my cute arguments with this inanimate object.
Don't get me wrong, I will miss my cute arguments with this inanimate object.
(ice cream not included.)
5. The Mobile Bin!
--> Okay, I lied. I wasn't so surprised that I miss the mobile bin (it's this giant container for taking trash to other wonderful places like the dump site.) In fact I told one of my coworkers that I'll be missing it, once I leave the job. And you might be wondering why the heck would a devilish angel like me miss a stupid gigantic trash can with wheels? Well it was my friend. Sorta.
It was this guy's friend too.
Taking it to the dump site wasn't so much fun...oh wait, yes it was. 'cause the last thing you're supposed to do at work is to take out the trash. You know what THAT means? Taking the mobile bin means your shift is about to end.
You get to go home after!
AWEZOME!
And you get to strut sexily as you look at your coworkers, knowing that they'll be staying there for a couple more hours before they can take the bin for a ride. "Yep, see yeah guys."
And like what I said one sentence ago, "yep, see yeah guys."
--> Okay, I lied. I wasn't so surprised that I miss the mobile bin (it's this giant container for taking trash to other wonderful places like the dump site.) In fact I told one of my coworkers that I'll be missing it, once I leave the job. And you might be wondering why the heck would a devilish angel like me miss a stupid gigantic trash can with wheels? Well it was my friend. Sorta.
It was this guy's friend too.
Taking it to the dump site wasn't so much fun...oh wait, yes it was. 'cause the last thing you're supposed to do at work is to take out the trash. You know what THAT means? Taking the mobile bin means your shift is about to end.
You get to go home after!
AWEZOME!
And you get to strut sexily as you look at your coworkers, knowing that they'll be staying there for a couple more hours before they can take the bin for a ride. "Yep, see yeah guys."
And like what I said one sentence ago, "yep, see yeah guys."
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