In search of the Ultimate Monster, I have been secretly prowling the streets of the human world. And my goodness, while going at my mission, I have found several dangerous creatures!
What's even scarier is that they are NOT monsters. I've been sneaking out night after night, and all I've found are monstrous human activities! No trace of the Ultimate Monster yet, but I have found several humans who have been acting like a familiar monster.
MONSTER WORLD: The Harpy
"In Greek Mythology, a harpy was one of the winged spirits best known for constantly stealing all food from Phineus. The literal meaning of the word seems to be "that which snatches" as it comes from the Greek word harpazein , which means "to snatch"."
-Wikipedia, the
free encyclopedia-
In the underworld, Harpies come in flocks, constantly stealing what they can from other monsters. That includes monster food, monster clothes, monster stuff. Sometimes they band together to steal entire monster houses, leaving miserable families tragically homeless and vulnerable to violent weather. I like them a lot. :)
HUMAN WORLD: The Snatcher
I found human Harpies everywhere in the human world. They picked other people's pockets and ran off with their wallets. Yey, that rhymed. :)
Some take the extra effort and go the extra mile. How? By planning out their crimes. The only reason I decided to blog about these human monsters, is because I actually CAUGHT ONE trying to break into Jen's apartment.
Of course, I didn't want anyone in the household to have their sweet dreams interrupted, so I took it to myself and decided to swallow him up. Monsters taste good. And cannibalism is an ancient tradition in the monster world, just so you guys know. :)
He almost took Jen's wallet too. Good
thing I was there to save the day. LOL.
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