"Pop Battle!" by DEV

Sneaking another post, eh? Well, yeah. I know when I get home the internet connection's gonna suck my life (and patience) away again.

(Cloudy with a chance of pop-colored mushrooms.)

I also happen to know that the title of this post sounds a bit like Pop riding into battle. IT'S NOT.

Instead, it's about the awesomazing pop music war happening RIGHT NOW! (Turn your radios up, folks!)

(not much tomatoes this time, though.)

Today, both Katy Perry and Lady Gaga released new singles (which, in Ark's language translates to: "bla bla bla, blabitty bla.").

Katy Perry released her new song "Roar." It sadly does not involve Katy Perry roaring like a sexy lioness for three whole minutes.

Lady Gaga also released APPLAUSE, which I think she wants capitalized all the time. Like the badass I am, I shall do the opposite for the rest of the article. applause is an awesomazing song, by the way.

Notice the small letters! I'm a badass.

So anyway, for this round I think I'm on the Little Monsters team. If I could rename them I would start calling them Bigger Monsters, or the Roar Club...you know, just to sound badder.

But anyway, I can't wait for the rest of their albums. And that's just 'cause LADY GAGA'S BACK. I know it doesn't sound all too awezome to fanboy, but I'm Dev. I was born awezome.




Hey, here are the videos! Listen to them and be the judge of this Pop Queen Battle:

(is this the right video? Lemme check...)

"Roar" by Katy Perry

("applause" by Lady Gaga. Notice the small letters. I'm a badass.)

"APPLAUSE" by Lady Gaga

See ya guys!