"Hogzilla" by BOO

Hey... Umm... Are you busy? Maybe you have time to read my article?

So, umm, hi guys. It's me, Boo. You know, King of the Monster World and stuff.


So...I've been sneaking visits each night, looking for the Ultimate Monster. But I haven't seen a single trace of him yet. Instead I saw something that actually caught my eye.

While waking the practically empty streets of this city, I found a beautiful piece if litter. It's a...news thingy. What's it called? A newspaper, I think.

I read it, tried my best to understand...and there I found a wonderful news story. It's about a scam. A government scam involving pigs. A pig scam?


MONSTER WORLD: Hogzilla

Look at this majestic beast. Isn't it cute?

Yes. Yes it is.


"Monster Pig (or Pigzilla) was a controversial 2007 story that initially ran in the news media as a report (and a series of accompanying photographs) of an eleven-year-old boy shooting a giant feral pig. The pig was claimed to have been shot during a hunt on May 3, 2007 by an eleven-year-old boy named Jamison Stone. The location of the shooting was the Lost Creek Plantation, a commercial hunting preserve outside Anniston, Alabama, USA. According to the hunters (there were no independent witnesses), the pig weighed 1,051 pounds (477 kg) and measured 9 feet 4 inches (2.84 m) in length."

-Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia-

So this Wikipedia article is actually about the so-called Monster Pig. It's also known as Pigzilla in the Monster World. Hogzilla is its twin brother. Who, I think has a cooler name. Peace out Pigzilla!

HUMAN WORLD: The Pig Scammers


The news article was about some of the senators of this country, and they slightly reminded me of Hogzilla. Why? 'cause they are all adorable pigs. I mean, Pigzilla and Hogzilla are literal pigs. The senator guys are greedy pigs. Not much difference, huh? Why yes. :)

They've been doing the nice act of stealing people's money by contributing to fake NGOs (those are Non-Government Organizations, mind you.) and then brilliantly keeping a hefty sum of it, in their pocket. Yey. Let's congratulate them on their genius.

Why haven't I thought of that before? As the cute tyrannical dictator of the Monster World, I can always create NGOs and steal from my people as well. But no, that would be too nice for everyone.

So congratulations to you too, dear reader. For having your very own set of Pigzillas and Hogzillas hiding in their barrels. Cheers!