"The Fork Within!" by DEV

Sheeeyaah. I'm bored. Ark has sent a couple o' articles to our editor, so that should cover the entire day. So here I am, tryin'a surf the net, while avoiding everybody else, 'cause I am TOTALLY NOT slacking off.

It's just, I got nothin' to do.

Maybe I'll work laterrr. So anyway, while surfing the awesomazing waves of the net beach, I saw this blog post by Ark, published just a few secs ago. Now this guy has gotta be slackin'. I'm reading his post right now...

Hmm...he's happy with himself...bla, bla, bla. He's confident... bla,bla,bla. Okay, not interested.

So guys! What do you want ME to talk about? I mean, Arko here obviously got nothing fun to say, 'cause he's focused on himself.

(Wait, Ark's looking at me. Better pretend I'm working. LOL.)

Okay, so Ark's post is about...

Eggs? Right?

(why not egg pies?)

Things have been going so well with my internship, and it's making me hungry. I am thankful for everything, especially the Oreo cookies inside the refrigerator at home.

Because of Ark's blog entry, I have released something that I have always wanted to awaken: my monster appetite.

The Fork within is telling me to buy pizza. I want pizza right now.

It's calling out to me.

Now I must make sure to eat more than Ark can, so I can rub it on his face again, how awezome my bottomless stomach is.

Must...find something to eat... Aribidacci folks! Gonna get huntin'.