"2015!" by DEV and ARK

DEV: It's 2015! Now's a great time to list down all the lies we plan to tell ourselves for this new year.





 
ARK: They're called resolutions.







 
DEV: Yeah, yeah. Alright. Let's start. These are all our resulations for 2015!

DEV AND ARK'S OFFICIAL LIST OF RESOLUTIONS FOR 2015!

DEV: I'll start!

First things first, this year I'll turn into a dragon! Ark here tells me I couldn't do it, but we'll wipe that smug look off his face when I go all Smaug on him. BWAHAHAHA.

 

(Really, does anyone doubt our resemblance?)

Next off, I'll be learning how to trickstab this year! Yes, I'm talking about Team Fortress 2. And yes, I know how to trickstab. But this year, I'll master it fo' shoo!

I'll be one, annoying, cheese-eating, master-stabbin' French man.

 

(That'll be me, in the air, like a graceful fucking DRAGON)

And lastly, I shall learn how to play the bongos.

 

(When you're a high-flying, trickstabbin' dragon, the only thing that's keeping you from perfection is your lack of knowledge of Bongos.)

ARK: That's not how you do resolutions, Dev. But here's mine.

This year, I will keep writing my novel until I break my own record. Dare I say it, I will FINISH this novel. Well, probably the draft, but that's progress.

 

This year, I'll gain weight. Ha. I can't imagine myself getting fat, but I'll try and put on a few more pounds. Because flying's too hard when you can't keep your wings straight.

Dev and I are also going to try our best to keep this blog updated, 'cause honestly, we kinda miss this place. We'll stay here on Earth for as long as we can!