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Thursday, January 22, 2015

"Gaga and Adele!" by DEV

Stare at this monstrous masterpiece like you would with a slice of pizza.

This seemingly harmless selfie has taken the pop world by storm. It has caused mild seizures, and spontaneous combustion for all the fans who couldn't handle their excitement.

Yes, it's a selfie of Adele and Lady Gaga.

(arguably comparable to this beauty right here.)

But what's causing all this buzz is more than just the people in the picture, but what the picture could possibly mean.

"Oh, but Dev, it's just a selfie of two super famous singers. It's no big deal."


Well YOU'RE WRONG, because this is bigger than a multimillion dollar drug deal. Which means it's one heck of a big f****** deal.

Because people are now speculating that these two might COLLABORATE.

And I looked it up: a collaboration is something when people work together and shit.

Which means these two could blow up the entire planet with sheer epicness!

(Fig. 1.1 the planet blowing up with Lady Gaga and Adele's epicness)

Well, of course, not everyone is a fan... but who cares? When these two massive stars collide, it's bound to relocate the Milky Way!

Imagine how these two would sound together. I have no idea what they'd come up with, but I bet it's something unique.

It's Tekken Tag Tournament 2 all over again, but this time, with two of the brightest names in the pop scene. And I, for one, love it.
(Fig. 1.2 Lady Gaga and Adele beating up Jin Kazama. Totes legit, bros.)

This mere idea that Lady Gaga and Adele *might* collaborate has spawned several online articles, proving why this just might happen, and how this might work.

And what's up with this caption? "Nothing like a Wednesday night bro-down with the beautiful Adele."

What the heck does "bro-down" even mean? Does a bro go down on you? I doubt it. People say this is code for "we're collaborating."

But whatever it means, it had me excited. As an avid pop fan, this is the best rumor I've heard today.

What do you think? Are they coming up with the best collaboration ever? Or is everyone just going insane?
(Fig. 1.3 side effects of the Gaga-Adele hype)
 

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