"Word!" by DEV and ARK

DEV: *yawn* I'm really sleepy, man. Should we really do this NOW?

ARK: Yes, Dev. Now.

DEV: K. Fine.

ARK: Hello readers! Dev and I are here to inform you of our new WordPress account!

DEV: *yawn* Our prof said we needed a WordPress account for one of our subjects, and so we made one. But we'll be basically posting the same sh*t on it. I'm considering copy pasting our work here to there. Y'know? Make things a little easier?

ARK: But expect to see a few subject-oriented matter on the WordPress. You may even read our school work there.

DEV: What??? They'll see MY school work ONLINE?!!! No way man! They'll see how horrible...

ARK: How horrible you are at writing?

DEV: Shut up Ark! They'll see how horribly talented I am EVEN in school. SO watch out, folks. Dev is gonna go turbo mode on this webpage.

ARK: Yes! Yes, me too. I too shall go on "turbo mode".

DEV: It sounds geeky when it comes from you. Lemme handle this by myself.

ARK: *sigh*

DEV: So there you have it. We'll be posting on both these webpages now. I'll post the link here later, after I'm done customizing it. I'm planning to make it look EXACTLY like this one. Or cooler.

ARK: Watch out for it!

DEV: Great! We've got a deal, okay? You visit both our webpages from now on. There, I'm done here Ark. Now let me go to bed.

ARK: Wait! I though you'll customize the WordPress account!

DEV: ZZZ...