"Bored!" by DEV

WHAT DO I WANNA DO?!?!?!

I'm bored as hell. Not because I have nothing to do. I just don't know what I WANT to do!

And here are my options:

 1. Facebook? My Facebook account is open. I'm online. But let's face it. The only reason we open that thing is because we feel it's compulsa...compulzery...compolsaerii... whatever. I open my Facebook account FIRST. And then I ignore it all throughout my internet surfing time. What's wrong with that?!

2. Twitter? Twitter is boring me right now. Look, there are...6 new tweets waiting for me to read. But no, I bet those are silly nonsense scribbles. I won't even read them. Though come to think of it I'm getting tempted. Think, think, think. Now there're 11 tweets I really don't care about...and I'm still not planning to open them.

3. Blog? I have 2 post ideas in mah' awezome head right now. But nah, this day wuz too tiring. I'll post them tomorrow. Maybe. Ark's gonna dominate the computer tomorrow. I can't believe he's not done with all those school crap.

4. Make a song? I downloaded this cool software called Audacity last time, and I've been playing with it. It's fun! Remixing your own voice and sh*t. But Jen over there is snoozing, and nobody wants to wake her up at this time of the night. 'sides, studying that software thingy would feel like a chore to me. The Dev does not like chores. I don't wanna end up with more homework than my wings could carry.

(I should totally write a song.)

5. WRITE a song? You know, maybe just sit there and come up with some melodies...nah. Maybe next time.

6. Watch a movie? Nope, too noisy.

7. DO HOMEWORK? NO WAY!! I'll have Cat Pig do MY homework TOMORROW. Tonight I'm supposed to be relaxing!

8. EAT? Yes. Oh yeazzz. NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I shall now stand up and head to the refrigeratinator. Maybe after I get my stomach full, I'll get inspired to actually do something productive! Like learning to ride a helicopter!

And whoa, look at that. I have something to publish. BUT I'M STILL BORED! Curse you human world that forces productivity! Hmm...that makes sense. I should tell that to Ark.