("and surprised you will be, buddy.")
While it does make me sound like a Spartan warrior with a sinus problem, I am feeling SPONTANEOUS today. Probably 'cause I really like that word.
When my awesomazing self woke up today, I had a really good feeling everything was going to go according to my plans. "But wait!" I said as I felt the presence of a BV ninja. You know what that is? BV stands for Bad Valentines!
("dafuq did you mean by Bad Valentines?")
Okay, that made no sense. I blame Jen.
Anyway. I knew this BV ninja was only leading me on, making me feel all cozy before he UNLEASHES HIS NINJA FURY. He was gonna make me feel good so he could ruin the rest of my day.
The sun was shining like some sorta diamond, and it was beaming on my face as I woke up. That was my definition of a perfect morning. Silence, and shininess all over.
(nothing like waking up to the sight of mustached coffee and algae-flavored cupcakes)
But I thought it was too good to be true. So 'stead of waking up, I kept my eyes shut after taking in all the Vitamin D. I thouight, 'today I'm going to be spontaneous.' And whatever happens, nothing would ruin my day.
And in a few moments, all the clouds stepped in. The BV ninja hoarded all the clouds in the sky AND BLOCKED MY PERFECT SUN.
(I looked up and it was a turtle!)
But it was too late. I had expected it all along. And so with my Dev powers, I shooed the ninja away and got all spontaneous for the rest of the day.
Why is this post called "Spoon-taneous"? Well, 'cause I'm so frickin' spoontaneous. Yes, there's NO reason. BWAHAHA.
Other sponatne... Spontanei... Spontanyati...
Other spoontastic acts I did today (both intentional and not):
1. Well, we didn't go to church today. Which was surprising 'cause we always do.
(at least Obama made it there.)
2. I took a bath WAY more early than expected. Like, an hour earlier. Whatev.
3. I took three breaks, ate lunch, downloaded two songs, tweeted several times, read four comics and composed "Croaking Froggy Style" all before finishing this post.
4. I annihilated an overly strong Ganryu named "Lili Killer" while playing Tekken 6...using a Lili.
Now to show off my spoontaneity, I'm gonna cut this short and record a song. Yey!
-> And yes, folks. I really did put Ark's logo here. BWAHAHA.
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