"Demonized!" by DEV

A friend o' mine said that politicians are demonized in my eyes. Then again, people call ME a demon, 'cause I have horns and everything. And since I'm the most awesomazing "demon" I know, does that mean politicians are awesomazing in my eyes too?

DEFINITELY NOT.

(ME.)

I don't hate all of 'em. Just the corrupt ones... Impossible to distinguish the good ones from the bad? Oh well, that's a pretty good reason to hate all of them.

(Except Batman. Nobody hates Batman.)

Frankly I don't give a f*ck who's in position, 'cause they're all just the same to me. Why am I even talking about this? Well, I don't always give out my opinions, 'cause that's Ark's job. But I might as well give it a try.

Okay, I wanna get only one point across, and this here is the most important thing you'll be reading today: "I HATE the campaign period."

Mostly 'cause the other demons aren't as awezome as I am.

But other than that...

I HATE seeing posters of random smiling politicians! Do those people smile as big as they look in the posters whenever they receive complaints about the places they're supposed to be running? Are they as eager to help as they say they are? And do they really look that good in person, or is it photoshopped?

(This is probably photoshopped.)

Repetitive posters of people who'll probably rob you dry are everywhere during the campaign period. What's worse than looking at an entire wall beautifully covered by names and faces? Oh, I know. The early posters. The ones that have been there even BEFORE the frickin' start of the frickin' campaign period.

As the saying goes, the early bird irritates me.

And don't get me started on TV commercials. Ti's' the season for desperate jingles and not-so-catchy renditions of songs you actually liked but have been ruined by the placing of some random dude's name.

I should stop this. Ark gives out more "controlled" opinions. He's got lesser bias.

So let's cut this short. I'll be raiding the fridge instead. Hmm...I should probably run for senator while I'm at it.