"Shark Attack!" by DEV and ARK

ARK: Hey guys. I believe it has been a while since our last post...

DEV: But we don't have time to explain that! Our house is under SHARK ATTACK!!!

ARK: It's not a shark attack, Dev. I simply made a new friend.

DEV: You and your weirdo friends are clogging up my blog. Get that sea creature out of Jen's house!

ARK: You're being mean again. Oh well, might as well let my new friend introduce himself to you, dear readers. He's Fin. I met him in a nearby beach.






FIN: Hey guys! I'm Fin. And yes, I'm a shark. You might be wondering why I have arms and legs. That's 'cause I noticed that my home-THE OCEAN-has become very, very polluted. I swam all the seas and oceans in the world (and some rivers too) to see what's going on. I found that humans have been irresponsible with their waters.

So I forcibly grew out these limbs to investigate further. Becoming a land shark, I saw how polluted the rest of the world is. I was just concerned. And being the nice shark that I am, I took it as my mission to protect Mother Nature. Starting with this blog, I'll spread messages of environmental love...to all the humans who PREFER TO NOT HAVE THEIR HEADS CHEWED OFF. Yeah, I don't want to hurt anyone. Just don't hurt nature, 'kay?

DEV: So he'll be sharing the blog too???








ARK: Yes, didn't you hear him?









DEV: Sheesh...

FIN: Thanks Ark!