"Paper Trail!" by FIN

I was taking a simple walk on a simple sidewalk, when I saw this simple piece of tissue lying on the ground.

"NOT AN ISSUE.", I said. These days, polluted sidewalks seemed normal. So I restrained my annoyance and my sharky senses. I had no one to blame anyway.

BUT THEN I SAW THIS SIMPLE GUY. He had a cold, and he kept on sneezing as he kept walking in front of me. He was holding a BOX OF TISSUES and he was wiping his nose with it. "Still no issue, dude. Keep calm."


Then I saw him drop the used tissue on the sidewalk. I found the culprit. He was right in front of me and he was dropping more and more dirty tissues on the already-battered floor. HE WAS LEAVING A TRAIL OF PAPER FILLED WITH GUNK LEAKING FROM HIS NOSE. If anybody was hunting him down, trying to kill him, they'd simply follow his snot-filled paper trail and stab him.


My teeth were itching, plus I was really irritated by the nerve of this person, so I prepared myself to feast. Good thing Ark came and stopped me. That angel's a really great role model. He said I shouldn't kill people even if they were killing nature. Okay, so I guess I must learn self-control...

But if I EVER see that guy doing THAT again, trust me, THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

Have a good day y'all. :)