ARK: Cat Pig ran all over the keyboard, and that title was made.
DEV: Oh. 'cause really, we're brothers, not husband and wife. And that would be inse... insects.
ARK: You mean incest?
DEV: Yeah.
ARK: Okay. So anyway, happy anniversary to our blog! We have been blogging for a year!
DEV: And look, we've been here on Earth for a year too!
ARK: Yes. I'm so glad we met all these cool new friends.
DEV: I kinda learned stuff too.
ARK: Like what?
DEV: Like, why girls go to bathrooms together.
ARK: That's...good, Dev. At least you gained something from the previous year. And now, we must focus on making this second year even better.
DEV: Yeah! It's like Dev and Ark Season 2!
ARK: Umm...okay...
DEV: We're like stars now!
ARK: But we wouldn't have made it this long...
DEV: --our attention span wouldn't have lasted this long...
ARK: If it wasn't for YOU GUYS! Thank you so much for a wonderful year.
DEV: Thanks for forcing yourselves to read Ark's boring, selfish rants!
ARK: ...and all of Dev's crazy.
DEV: We love you guys!
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