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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Cat Pig's Compilation: "Adorable Little Furry Monsters of Death"

If you haven't gotten your daily dose of cat pics yet, then now's the perfect time to check out these adorable little furry monsters of death, a.k.a. Cats.

1. Here we see a typical human 'booping' a cat's nose.


2. Here we see that same human getting punished for that mistake.


3. Fact: You cannot ride warrior kittens into battle. The warrior kitten rides you.


4. This is the Money Cat. Legend has it, that if you share its image across the web, money will come your way. It is highly recommended though that you start seeking better financial advise.



5. She's beauty, she's grace. She'll wipe that smug look off your face.



6. Warrior kittens on their way to overthrow the king.


7. A warrior cat knows how to defend what matters most.

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8. "I'll destroy everything you own and kill everyone you love...after this bath."

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Credits to the owners of these images. More of them at: devandark.tumblr.com

Disclaimer: If you are the owner of these images, please send me a message: kentmichaelhansen@gmail.com

Thank you. You rock.

Monday, July 20, 2015

"Grime" by ARK

Life is a road that we all must take.

There is no way around it; there is no grand staircase to our ultimate destination, wherever that may be. We can only follow it, enjoy the adventure, and hope for the best.


Sometimes the road of life has no trail to follow. Sometimes it's just grass, sometimes it's just mud. Sometimes the concrete pavement disappears, and we have no choice but to make our own steps; head for our chosen path and see where it takes us.

We all have different roads, sometimes intertwining, but never fully combining. We are alone in our journey to nowhere.

All we know is that life is a great adventure, every once in a while. And just the same, life is a horrible place to be every once in a while.


We just keep moving forward, down this filthy road, getting our pants wet and soggy.

No matter how many times we trip, no matter how many times we get our legs bruised, we keep walking, running, sprinting towards our undetermined fate.

I like rolling around in the mud.

It keeps me heavy, it keeps me dirty and grounded. It keeps me alive, and desperate to survive.

Sometimes I allow life's grime to take over the surface of my body.

Sometimes I allow it to wear me down, and keep my wings unusable.

Sometimes I let the wounds and the dirt eat up my existence.

That is because I know that my journey goes on. That life goes on.

And the rain will wash it all away eventually. And it is going to feel so good.

I am going to run through the rain; I am going to see the sun rise again. I will see the flowers bloom on the large fields that I am bound to come across.

I will feel the breeze and let the wind cleanse me as I hop along this unending road.

I will sing to myself and to everyone I will meet along the way, to remind them that the sun always comes back no matter how many times the oceans swallow it.


I may be alone in this journey, but my adventure is an exciting one. It is filled with tragedy, and dirt, and grime. And just the same, it is full of hope, and dreams, and flowers on the side of the road.


Friday, July 17, 2015

"An Announcement" by KENT

Hi guys! Kent here.

(*crickets*)

I'm the guy who owns this blog? The creator of Dev and Ark? Hi?


So anyway, the guys haven't been posting a lot 'cause they've been busy with a lot of stuff.

The real world required every single ounce of their angelic concentration, and they've been struggling to survive without having to go back to Heaven.

But now that things have settled down a bit, we decided to bring this blog back!


(YEEEEEEEAAAHHH!)

And if you need a little more convincing, here are the Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Go Back To (Or Start) Reading Dev and Ark's Blog Posts:

1. Umm...
2. ...please?

Come on, guys, just give this cute little fella a chance:


Hold on, that's not it...


There! Isn't that a cute little fella? Read this blog. Do it for him.

And now, for the announcement.

Here is my new, ambitiously-planned blog schedule (which I am hoping to keep starting this coming Monday! July 20):

Ark's Blog Day - Every Monday (to keep you inspired as the week starts, I guess?)

Guest Day - Every Wednesday (because Wednesdays are really awkward, don't you think?)

Dev's Blog Day - Every Friday (to keep you hyped for the coming weekend.)









P.S. I missed you guys! And so did Dev, Ark, and all of their friends. But we are back again, baby!

Awesomazing.

See ya next week! *awkward winky face*