"DEV's Wishes" by EVE

EVE: Well good evening everybody. :)

It's me, Eve. And everyone in the house is sleeping! They're going to be wide awake later during Christmas Eve, but right now, they're gathering energy for our much-awaited holiday! We're going to countdown as Christ's birthday comes along! Isn't that great?

Now I'm alone, listening to everyone snore.

But...hey! Maybe I can use some of the magic that the angel gave me! Hmm... Let me see... What could I do with my magical powers?

I know! I'll make everyone tell me their Christmas wishes! Who knows? Maybe I could grant some of them. Let's start with... Dev!

DEV: ZZZZZ... I want... FOOD! And I want lotsa pizza, and salad and.. zzz...MORE PIZZA!!... MORE SALAD! Bring IT ON Fellas!...













EVE *sigh* all he ever thinks about is food. And we have most of that inside the refrigerator!

DEV: Also, I want a DVD copy of EVERY F*CKING GLEE EPISODE...zzz...from ALL the SEASONS!!!

EVE: Again, wishing for something he already has... Don't you want anything else Dev?

DEV: I want...zzz...zzz... A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

EVE: Yeah, okay, let's stop this, okay???

"The Christmas Princess" by EVE

Once upon a time, there lived a little girl named Jen. . .

Jen loved to daydream, and she did it a lot. . .

She daydreamed all day. . .

…and she daydreamed all night. . .

But what little Jen really wanted was to become a princess. . .

One day, an angel heard little Jen's wish:  "I wanna be a princess!!"

And so the angel granted her wish!

With a bit of magic, the angel turned Jen into a beautiful princess!

"Wow!" said Jen.

"Do you like it Jen?" asked the angel who decided to reveal herself to the girl.

"Who's Jen??? From now on, you can call me Eve!"

"*ehem*, okay Eve. You have only until the end of Christmas to stay in that form." said the angel.

"Until AFTER Christmas?? Isn't it supposed to be only until midnight? But well, that's fine by me!"

"Have fun, Eve! And Merry Christmas!" and the angel disappeared.

Eve couldn't believe it. She was a princess! It was a dream come true! :)

"That angel was very nice. Hmm... I must give back! I must grant everyone else's Christmas wishes as well!"

So if you are reading this, I hope your Christmas wishes come true. :)

"Bombs!" by DEV

Ti's the season for Jeff Dunham and his puppet Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Here's his awesomazing original song "Jingle Bombs"

Dashing through the sand... with a bomb strapped in my back...
I have a nasty plan... for Christmas in Iraq!

Great, now I have it stuck inside my head.