"A Survivors Guide to Walkers" by DEV

Yeah, so...  told Ark last night that I was gonna ditch him today to avoid Rip's reign of terror. It's Halloween after all. But instead of goin' out trick or treatin', I chose to do a Walking Dead Marathon. I got started on its six-episode season. Then I'll probably continue through Season Two.

I'm three episodes in, and it's awesome so far. Now I've done research and found how YOU CAN SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. But this guide's limited to Walkers only. You know, they've got their own "zombie rules". These might not be applicable to other kinds of zombies, say, you get trapped in Resident Evil or somethin'.


A SURVIVOR'S GUIDE TO WALKERS:

Tip #1: Zombies are known in the show as "walkers". So if your survivor friends are screaming your name saying: "Look behind you! Walker!"  and you don't get it, don't blame them if you get eaten. Zombies = Walkers

Tip #2: Keep your mouth shut. Mute everything. Get rid of everything that makes noise. Walkers are attracted to sound! So you might wanna think twice about shooting them with a gun. It's a chain reaction, bro. Walkers would get attracted to the sound of Walkers attacking you. Soon enough, you'll find yourself surrounded.

Tip #3: Turn the lights out. Most Walkers are attracted to lights too. You know what, they're pretty much attracted to everything that is NOT a Walker. They can smell you too. They'll know if you're dead or not. Grinding up the body of a Walker, taking their guts out and spreading them on your clothes is advised. It's like blending in with them...only ickier.

Tip #4: Shoot them in the head. The only way they die is by destroying what's left of their brains. Otherwise they'll try to eat you and your friends. But refer to Tip #2 when using your weapons. Silenced guns (that don't exist in this show) and melee weapons are the best. And yes, as long as their brains are there, they'll keep moving...even when decapitated!

Tip #5: Everybody who dies becomes one of 'em. You're sticking to the old "keep your friends close, your enemies closer" motto? Well, that's not a good idea if your friends AND enemies are turning into Walkers. The more people who die, the more enemies you'll have. The more, the merrier you say? Well, yeah. If you're a psychotic zombie-lover or something.