"RIP" by DEV and ARK

DEV: Dude, have you noticed that this Rip guy posts more often than we do?

ARK: Yes, I actually realized that. It is starting to scare me. All his posts about Evil Nyan Cats and gray monsters are just plain terrifying!

DEV: And since Halloween's just a day away, he's getting even MORE active! I think we better prepare ourselves from one helluva horror story marathon.

ARK: Oh no!

DEV: That's not all dude! I had Cat Pig research on where Rip gets all these posts from. He pointed this website called Creepypasta Wiki.

ARK: Yes, I discovered that too. It's from this link:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creepypasta_Wiki

DEV: Have you read some of the other stories there?

ARK: Yes I have! I almost did not manage to sleep last night.

DEV: Well, I guess it's hard to stop Rip right now. Halloween's probably his favorite holiday.

ARK: But why is he haunting our blog? What does he want?

DEV: Dunno. But I'm gettin' outta here for now. I don't wanna get in the way of Rip's rampage.

ARK: What?! You can not leave me here alone. I would not be able to take care of the blog!

DEV: Good luck brotha. I'm gonna spend Halloween lookin' for candy.

ARK: Wait! No...

DEV: See ya later guys!