I should stop touching things. I keep destroying them.
Now Dev calls it the "Touch of Destruction." He thinks I've got some sort of supernatural ability. It is not as cool as he thinks.
Things I touch just keep getting destroyed. Most of the time it's only because I am horribly clumsy. But sometimes it's just because I'm too damn mischievous. I should call it the "Touch of Mischief."
Dev wants the Touch of Death, but we all know he'll only try to murder a certain Bieber.
I don't want this anymore. I want my Touch of Destruction removed. Can't it be a more uplifting ability like a Touch of Warmth....or a Touch of Comfort? Anything that doesn't threaten my ability to pay back the things I destroy.
That must be added to my resolution. I will TRY to get rid of this bad habit. You can do it, Ark! You know you can!
Luckily this is a curse I can get rid of. Hurray for me. :)
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