Heck yes! I feel that's an achievement. I posted for 2013 before Ark did, which means this year is going to be all about ME, ME, ME. I should ask Ark to make a new blog. I mean, really. Who thinks my awezomeness can be contained in this blog?
But since I'm pretty sure Ark will stick around and continue posting his weird sh*t, I'm gonna have to be contented with the fact that I POSTED FIRST!
Hell yeah, my dear reader. YOU are reading the first post of the year. And by now you should notice that this post doesn't make any sense. You should close this tab and go back to your porn.
I promise, with all the awesomazing energy of this universe, to make this blog much more exciting this year. And YOU should promise to spread the word. I mean I'm getting tired of seeing the number 11 on my followers list. Why don't I have 111 followers? Or 11,000?
This year, we're going to surpass that.
So do your part brother. See that button over there? Click it and keep updated with my posts. OR you can just add this blog to your reading list. You can also follow me on Twitter. If you haven't...well WHY HAVEN'T YOU???
OR you can just keep visiting whenever you want. That's cool too. We'll just be sitting here...waiting until you do. *manly tears*
(tears with beards are cool)
So there, Im'ma return to leveling up my Pokemon Deluge critters while I wait for the world to explode. See ya later folks!
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