"Weird Ballpens!" by DEV

When Ark and I were kids, I had this ballpen collection. But they weren't just boring, ordinary pens. They were AWESOMAZING pens!!

I remember having the cool but common jumbo pen. It was impossible to write with, but it had the biggest personality among my pen collection.

("I shall murder you with this gigantic pen...held by an unusually small hand")

I also had a pen that looked like a bone...which is called a bonepen. I dunno where that went.

WELL in fact, I don't know where my entire collection went! They all just suddenly poofed away. So the depressed little Dev started collecting other cooler things: comic strips (yeah, just strips) receipts, macaroni (no kidding), insect-related toys, and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

But now that I am in college, with a mature but still strange interest in odd things, I decided to restart my pen collection...for no reason at all.

(I had the BEST Insect-type deck everrr)

So far, I got myself an invisible ink pen (which is common), an erasable pen (which uses FRICKIN' FRICTION), a nature-loving pen (which I hope doesn't decay sooner or later), and a watermelon pen (which i think is the coolest)

I have a more stable collection of scripts hidden in a box, but it's boring and unfulfilling...but still stable.

(and my REAL favorite is the lost Kangaroo pen...that ACTUALLY PUNCHES PEOPLE SQUARE IN THE FACE.)