"Dev's Language" by ARK

Hello guys, I'm sneaking an article here right now.



I am currently at my on-the-job training here at a national tabloid. Unfortunately, Jen's internet connection at home is currently slower than a turtle on sleeping pills, so I can not post anything from there. I took the chance here while at work, because I miss blogging.

And I have spare time. I just finished writing a lifestyle article, and I must say things are running smoothly. My internship is smooth sailing so far, thank God.

In fact I have published a news article on my first day! (Which in Dev's language translates to: "I am frickin' awezome!")

I also met a very popular journalist while at a press conference, and I could not help but "fan boy." (Which in Dev's language translates to: "I took the most awesomazing selfie with an awesomazing reporter!!!")








I hope thing continue to go well, though I have this feeling that it will.

I miss you guys! Somehow I'm gonna figure out a way to get our sloth-like internet connection working quicker. I also intend to do something about our keyboard, because it is nothing compared to this one I am currently using. (Which in Dev's language translates to: "OUR KEYBOARD AT HOME FUCKING SUCKS.")

So there, I am gonna be back after a while of figuring things out. And don't worry, I will probably come up with an alternative way to blog. Just stay tuned!

"Dev the Intern!" by DEV

WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

This computer will explode in a few seconds, so I'm gonna post this real quick.

Hey guys! Dev here! It's been a while. But Ark has been really busy with his thesis thing, and now we're gonna start our internship at a tabloid so you can start calling me Dev the intern and you can call my loser brother Ark the intern like the guy from Phineas and Ferb.

(not as fabulous as his one though.)

LOL. You gotta love run-on sentences.

Just kidding, the comp's not gonna explode. But Ark will if he finds out I'm not getting ready to leave yet.

It's gonna be a really fun adventure covering murder scenes and reporting it in a tabloid! I'm really getting psyched!

I can feel it, baby. Cat Pig and I are about t graduate from college (Yeah, and Ark too)! We have this thesis thing down, and now the internship is ours for the taking.

So lemme finish this with another awesomazing run-on sentence.

Bye guys I have to go now 'til next time I'm gonna be back in a few days to post more awesomazing stuff like I always do cause my posts are brilliant in comparison to Ark's lame emo posts be guys love you no not really but y'all get the point.

"The Harpy" by BOO

Hello guys. It's Boo again. Hope you don't find my presence on this blog annoying. But I can only do this when everyone's asleep, so I'll do this now.

In search of the Ultimate Monster, I have been secretly prowling the streets of the human world. And my goodness, while going at my mission, I have found several dangerous creatures!

What's even scarier is that they are NOT monsters. I've been sneaking out night after night, and all I've found are monstrous human activities! No trace of the Ultimate Monster yet, but I have found several humans who have been acting like a familiar monster.

MONSTER WORLD:  The Harpy

"In Greek Mythology, a harpy  was one of the winged spirits best known for constantly stealing all food from Phineus. The literal meaning of the word seems to be "that which snatches" as it comes from the Greek word harpazein , which means "to snatch"."

                                                                                -Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia-

In the underworld, Harpies come in flocks, constantly stealing what they can from other monsters. That includes monster food, monster clothes, monster stuff. Sometimes they band together to steal entire monster houses, leaving miserable families tragically homeless and vulnerable to violent weather. I like them a lot. :)

HUMAN WORLD: The Snatcher

I found human Harpies everywhere in the human world. They picked other people's pockets and ran off with their wallets. Yey, that rhymed. :)

Sometimes they even do the amazing stunt of SNATCHING the object away from the person and running as quickly as they could! They are very good runners--just as how great Harpies are at flying. :)

Some take the extra effort and go the extra mile. How? By planning out their crimes. The only reason I decided to blog about these human monsters, is because I actually CAUGHT ONE trying to break into Jen's apartment.

Of course, I didn't want anyone in the household to have their sweet dreams interrupted, so I took it to myself and decided to swallow him up. Monsters taste good. And cannibalism is an ancient tradition in the monster world, just so you guys know. :)

He almost took Jen's wallet too. Good thing I was there to save the day. LOL.