"Max" by DEV and ARK

Dev: Hey guys. Dev here. So Ark and I were busy doing random things in the mall when this lost dude approached us, asking us where our "leader" is. He was sorta weird, having weird skin and all. But Ark got so excited when he saw the dude. And he was like...

Ark: WOW! AN ALIEN!!

Dev: I dunno where Ark gets all his ideas, but I'm not really sure I wanna find out. He called the green dude "ALIEN" and then went on talking to him.

Ark: You must be a REAL alien! Gosh, I'm so excited to see someone like you. So... what's it like in Mars? Is it cold? Can Earth people live there? Have you been to the Moon???



Max: *beep* *beeeeeep* *bop* *beeep* 

Dev: Pretty nerdy if you ask me. And you can bet that they didn't understand a word from each other. The alien dude kept talking, while Ark pretended to understand. I pretended to care.

Max: *beeep* *boop* *bop* *bop*

Ark: So... Let me just call you Max. Yes, that would be a good nickname. Hey, Dev, can we keep him?

Dev: Yeah, sure. Whatever.

Dev: (to all of you) AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT A PET ALIEN. Ark doesn't like calling Max a pet and considers him a "friend". So let's just say Ark now has a new pet friend...who he can not understand a single word of. Ta da!