"Backfire!" by DEV

I was going to entitle this post “End of the Line”, but it sounded a bit too Ark-ish. LOL.

So here I am, half-awake, pushing this block of ideas into the wood chipper. I hope I have enough energy to post this ‘cause frankly, I’m only awake because of the coffee I drank not a few seconds ago. I just realized how much I love coffee: I should post about that. But nope, I’m not gonna do that now. Hmm… probably someday. I mean, coffee is a part of me, and it deserves special attention in my blog.

ANYWAY. I’m not gonna say much about coffee. Instead, I’ll be talking about WHY I needed coffee tonight.

So Ark and I were quietly flying home, when we noticed the surge of people inside the LRT trains. Even with my superior strength, neither of us could get in. That sucked. And so, Ark and I got “clever”, and decided to pull a little scheme. A power trip. Yeah, that’s what it is. We decided to fly in the OPPOSITE direction. By doing that, we were supposed to end up inside the trains FIRST, so that we are already sitting comfortably inside while the rest of the world was struggling for a tiny spot.

The plan totally backfired. Who knew it would be ten times worse-flying towards the opposite direction? Who the heck expected an even worse amount of people rushing to the trains than the usual number of people in our REAL route? It was a disaster.

Blaming Ark, we decided to go along with our plan. It was too late to back out now. We had to reach the opposite end, before we could head back to our original path. And that was a torture. Trust me, I DID NOT want to be *this* close to another guy’s hairy armpits. That was a little traumatic for me. LOL. I need space too, you know.

So in the end, our journey went  a little overboard and became TOO exciting. We lost all our energy there. And when we reached home, Ark almost fell asleep by the doorway. He didn’t even eat his dinner. But I did. And coffee is keeping me awake now- not that it would last very long. (I’m STILL sleepy, you know)

Right after posting this, I’ll probably sleep too. Ark keeps on nagging me about how I should get 4 hours of sleep every day. Or is it 7? I don’t know. I barely listen to him when he starts prattling.

SO GOOD NIGHT, FELLAS! Tomorrow shall be my awesome rest day. Yeah, Cat Pig will be there to attend classes for me tomorrow, so I have nothing to worry about. Lights out!