"Spirit of Trolling!" by DEV

The art of trolling is simple, said a random picture I found on the internet. All you had to do was put random words in really small letters…

LOL. If you read Ark’s post last couple of days ago, (here! http://devandark.blogspot.com/2012/07/oreos-by-ark.html) he was expecting me to post something about coffee. I never did that, did I? LOL. When he mentioned that, it felt like a chore to me, and so the coffee post never made it to the blog. In the spirit of trolling, I ignored Ark and completely forgot about coffee all together. Come to think of it, I haven’t had any coffee in days! Sheesh, no wonder my system’s been running slow. I can’t function well without coffee.

Thing is, I like drinking coffee, and I DON’T like drinking coffee. Why? First, ‘cause it’s delicious. But it causes me to get all shaky every time I drink it. I get shaky a lot of times, and I hate that. It’s a torture to know that coffee causes my world to shake. It’s torture, isn’t it? Why must the world be so cruel? Why must I fall in love with the one drink that betrays me all the time?

HEEEYYY. I shouldn’t be posting about coffee…gotta stay true to the spirit of caffeine. *ehem* the spirit of trolling, I mean.

Now I should talk about something else. Quick! Think of something I could say, before I type too many words! I mean, typing too much would mean a long and boring post. And that would mean I have to apologize by putting a potato at the very bottom of this post.

What is it with potatoes anyway? Why are people obsessed with those little plants that are yet to become fries? The world has become a weird place, you know.

In the spirit of trolling, I shall show you 200 pictures of potatoes. Hope you get enough folks:

Ok, so I won't really tolerate your obsession with potatoes, so go ahead and buy yourself some real ones instead of looking at their pictures. Or come to think of it, why don't you just buy us some french fries? Yeah, that would be the better idea.

Sorry for the long post that had nothing to do with trolling, folks. Guess what? You got trolled. Now here, have some french fries-potatoes are too mainstream now.