"Darn It!" by DEV

I want to scream right now. I really do.

I’m typing this in the hope of connecting to the internet any time soon. I’ve been waiting since forever, but our stupid broadband won’t seem to work. I tried (well, Ark did) to call the network, but it was too busy answering everyone’s calls to even take mine. I don’t know when the heck this post will be published.

I’m typing this out of frustration. I’m pretending I could talk to you guys, when I know that I can’t. AND THAT’S IRRITATING. What’s the use of all this precious time away from my school and from my professors, if I can’t even spend it on my blog?

I’m typing this, wondering if it would ever be read by anyone. Okay, so now I’m getting too worked up. Calm down dude, you’ll be blogging again in no time.

But my blog isn’t really my only concern. Cat Pig has been staring at me with razor-like eyes, and I knew why he was doing that. I asked him to do all of my homework, and now he’s getting pressured with all the deadlines. How is he supposed to do all the work if he can’t even access the internet? He’s finished everything: those case study thingies, those articles-whatever you call it- he’s finished doing them ALL! But he’s getting mad at me, ‘cause he can’t email them to my professor. And Cat Pig can’t talk, but trust me, his eyes are killing me!

Whew. I hope I can post this soon. My posts are only awesome while they’re fresh. I mean if you’re reading this, chances are I’ve already gotten over my frustration. I may have already forgiven that network for ignoring my calls. NOBODY IGNORES MY CALLS. And I don’t take “network busy” as an excuse. I waste my time dialing your number, you waste your time answering.

That’s all I gotta say right now. Maybe by the time you read this, I’ve already made another post. These things might start to pile up, so ready yourself and prepare your attention span. You’ll be doing a LOT of reading…yes, mostly my rants about this certain network.

I’m out!

Okay, lemme scream: