Some things aren't just meant to be done to chocolate.
1.
Put it in the middle of a busy highway and let
it get run over by different vehicles.
2.
Test a newly-bought pen on its chocolaty surface.
3.
Give it to your dog. Seriously man, don’t do it.
The dog will die.
4.
Use it as a glue substitute.
5.
Roll your computer’s mouse over it…as a mouse
pad, you know.
6.
Give it to a stranger. Never talk to strangers…unless
that stranger is there to break the rule and give you chocolate.
7.
Connect it to a radio and try to improve the
signal.
8.
Re-eat.
9.
Use it as soap.
10.
Melt and disguise as mud.
11.
Trick local pigs into believing that the
chocolate is mud.
12.
Put it in a shoe box.
13.
Use as a duct tape substitute. Nothing is better
than duct tape.
14.
Place white chocolate on your mouth and pretend
it’s your real teeth.
15.
Pay your taxes with it.
16.
Attempt to use it as bail.
17.
Create a chocolate creature, scream out “it’s
alive!” and call it Frankolate.
18.
Give to Ark.
19.
Talk to it in public. It won’t reply, ‘cause chocolates
are shy beings.
20.
Throw it at people. Chocolate is a precious
resource. Don’t waste it.
CHOCOLATE!! You gotta love chocolate. Admit
it dude, you’d give up your diet for it. In fact, you shouldn’t even consider
starting a diet if you love chocolate that much. OR START A CHOCOLATE DIET!
LOL. I lied. I “like” chocolate, but I
wouldn’t die for it. YOU MAD BRO?
The only chocolates I truly love are:
CRINKLES>>>from my Mom’s office! That chef dude makes crinkles so
delicious they make me want to go back to Heaven, where there are plenty of
them.
Ark loves Oreos. He posted about that
before. Y’know, Ark’s kinda creepy when he starts drooling over those
overstuffed cookies. I won’t ever drool on chocolate. I should put that on the
list of things you shouldn’t o with a piece of chocolate…
21.
Drool on it. Eww, man. Even you wouldn’t eat
that. Unless you’re REALLY, REALLY possessive.
Peace out and rock on Chocolovers!
Note: the Frankolate pic, like other pics on this blog that weren't made by moi, was from...
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