"Don't Embrace!" by DEV

I saw Ark's post last night (yep, I only "saw" it. Never actually took time to read) But I saw a part of that post-something about not "embracing the dark". Well, I was like, you can't embrace the dark! It's not... hug-gable!

So a lot of genius ideas flashed in my awesomazing head. There are too many things you can't embrace. WELL, YOU CAN. Nobody's stopping you. But it's either impossible, or you'll end up looking stupid.

1. Cactus. This is on top of my list. Don't ever hug this unless you dream of becoming a porcupine. I've tried this before, and it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be. You'll end up as a human pin cushion.

Challenge Accepted? Fly to your nearest desert and look for the BIGGEST cactus around. Also, try not to scream as you power hug it.

2. Air. Duh, who can hug air? Unless you're Aang from Avatar the Last Airbender, you can't really embrace the air. Doing this will only make you look like you're hugging yourself. Not a lot of air will stick around to embrace you back.

Challenge Accepted? Try hugging an entire tornado! That oughtta be a "whirlwind". LOL. Get it? A whirlwind? Nah, you're no fun.

3. A Shark. You know, unless sharks are sad, they're not really into touchy people. They don't like too much contact. Unless you really, really, really want to end up a snack. Use perfect timing, and look for the loneliest shark in the ocean. Chances are, you'll find one that truly needs a hug...or lunch.

Challenge Accepted? Try hugging 3 lonely sharks! When they begin attacking you, try wrestling with them. Roll right to the bottom of the ocean. Try spotting Adele as she sings to you her hit song "Rolling in the Deep"

4. Slenderman. He's not the type you can easily get in touch with. So yeah, he pursues you through an entire forest, but this is only for stalking purposes. He does not really like hugging. Plus, he's too thin. Not the hug-gable sorta dude.

Challenge Accepted? If you've finished every mode of the "Slender" game, try switching things up a bit and start chasing Slenderman. I mean, you got the right to be creepy too, right? Try chasing the horrible Slenderman into the forest and giving him a hug. Aww. Sounds sweet.