"Monsoon" by MAX

Earth Invasion Report: “Monsoons” are dangerous creatures that form in the sky.

I had no idea how weird and fascinating this planet is. As I have mentioned in my earlier report, planet Earth is a watery planet. But little did I understand that this planet is being completely ruled by it.

Residing in Ark and Dev’s residence, I found out how water played a vital role in the lives of humans. 

Humans worship water. They are said to die without it. I know, because I tried shooting at the glass of water that Dev was attempting to drink. He got angry at me. He said I was trying to kill him. Ark explained to me that humans need water to live. This is vital information. We, Martians, could simply drain all the water in this planet, destroying all the humans!

I even watched a “movie” about it. In the “movie” humans were stuck in a dessert for days, and they died of dehydration! How pathetic! Martians do not need water, for we do not even have it on our planet. I cannot imagine why humans worship this certain element.

What I cannot comprehend, is that too much water also seems to be harmful for most humans. What is wrong with this specie? I shall tell you more. I was stuck inside Ark and Dev’s home one day. They both left me there for an “interview” of some sort. They told me to take care of the house, though I saw no reason to guard their pathetic shelter. Now after they left, Earth’s sky began to go dark. It was an odd occurrence to me, for I have never seen anything like it before.

I called Jen and she told me that it was “about to rain”. She explained that rain is when water falls from the sky. Knowing how much humans loved the water, I expected them to rejoice at the sight of the rain. But no, the humans kept themselves inside their houses as the “monsoon” brewed. Soon, water was everywhere, but no one was in the mood to celebrate. Brown-colored water entered Ark and Dev’s house, and Jen began to panic. I did not know what to do, so I just contacted the brothers and told them not to come home.

Conclusion: Water is essential to humans, but they are afraid of large formations of water known as “monsoons” or “storms”. I do not believe it is a good idea to dominate this planet using their love-hate relationship with water, for humans are strong creatures that easily adapt to most situations. Their intelligence is something to look out for.