ARK: And now WE ARE FOCUSED ON THE FUN STUFF!!! Because we know what YOU love, here are some of the fun things everyone has been missing out on!
DEV: Nah, man. It sounds lame when you do it. LEMME TRY!
ARK: Yeah, okay...
DEV: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! Awezome Dev here! And now that the No Fun Allowed rule has been lifted, WE ARE NOW FOCUSED ON THE FUN STUFF!!! Because we know what YOU love, here are some of the fun things everyone has been missing out on!
ARK: You just repeated it.
DEV: No. Look closely I did some editation.
ARK: *Editing.
DEV: Whatev.
ARK: You just added some words. You basically said what I said.
DEV: But I told you it sounds more awesomazing when I do it!
ARK: K. Fine.
DEV: SO, DEAR READER! ENOUGH OF OUR BROTHERLY LOVE, AND MORE OF ZE FUN STUFF!
"DEV and ARK's AWESOMAZING LIST OF FUN THINGS YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON"
FUN: taking pictures of groups of friends randomly jumping out of the water.
FUN: taking a picture of death. ("CAR m***********!")
FUN: being the president.
FUN: bungee jumping
FUN: anything not related to racism.
FUN: writing on your feet.
FUN: taking pictures of groups of friends randomly jumping out of the shore.
FUN: carrying bowling balls for no reason.
FUN: live animal porn.
FUN: getting left behind by your only way back to Earth.
FUN: murder by the beach.
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