Greetings, Earth human. You are reading the last blog entry of this site. The writers of this blog, Dev and Ark both have flown away. As of this moment, they have successfully returned to Heaven.
There is no point in visiting this web page ever again.
Why, you ask? Well, this is also your last day. We are deciding between completely renovating and inhabiting this planet, or enslaving all Earth humans.
I have collected enough information regarding your sorry little planet and now we, the Martians, have discovered your several weaknesses.
The Mothership is heading to Earth as we speak. Prepare for your doom.
Resistance is futile. There is also no need to take us to your leader, I already had him brainwashed.
And so, puny Earthling, I say goodbye to all of you. Enjoy your last day of existence. :)
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