"MAX's Wishes" by EVE

 EVE: Okay, now those wishes are too hard to grant. How about you, Max? Wait, do you really sleep with your eyes open, or are you awake???










MAX: zzzzzzzzzz.....................













EVE: Hmm...I guess Martians sleep that way... What do you want for Christmas Max?

MAX: Bang! Plow!! Ka-BAM!!!













EVE: Wut?

MAX: Ping! Ping! Pcherww!! You are going down Earthling! Your puny little Earth weapons are no match to OUR superior technology!! BWAHAHAHA!

EVE: Still waiting for global domination, eh? Well, I can't give you that either.