"Unpopular!" by DEV

So there I wuz, headin' home from a short vacation, when I saw this little terminal for little vehicles. My wings were kinda tired and I had money for a ride, so I did. Three seconds after that decision I found myself inside the van.

I immediately noticed two girls from my old high school. I just looked at them, knowing they'll eventually notice my awesomeness. And they did.

One of the girls said "Hey, whatta you know, it's Dev!"

And the other girl was like: "Who?"

And Girl 1 was like: "It's Dev!"

And Girl 2 still had no idea. But I don't blame her fo' that. Even my closest high school friends barely recognized me during the reunion. They said I got taller or something.

It's that OR I was just really unpopular. K. Let's give credit to the fact that I had real fans during my high school days (you know, for being an actor and sh*t). Heck, I even had a "fans' club." But I was generally unpopular.

I think the members of my fans' club forgot they were members...or that the club existed. Anywho, it's the thought that counts.

BUT TRUST ME, I WILL GET FAMOUS.

Someday... Someday. I can feel it in my horns. I'll have my own wax figure where famous people have their wax figures. Hmm... Come to think of it, I can do that right now! I'll just make my own sculpture of my brilliant face, and fly it there myself.

Better get to work now. I have to make the perfect wax figure...fit for my awesomenez. BWAHAHAHA.