"My New Motto" by ARK

Do you watch “How I Met Your Mother”?

I don’t, but I heard it’s pretty cool.

Dev showed me a blog all about that show, and that’s where I found my new motto. I read one particular dialogue that stuck to my head.

“Eat. Eat. Eat. Before your body knows its full.” said one character.

I’ve been eating a lot lately, and this new motto of mine has inspired me to eat even more. I know it sounds a bit ridiculous, but it actually makes sense.

Why am I doing this? Well, I want to gain a little weight. I just do. I don’t know why I bother- I never gain anything. Plus, school is about to start, and all the stress is bound to make me lose more than I could ever gain. But hey, I’m still doing it.

I still eat a lot. It just doesn’t show. I don’t care if it doesn’t change anything. What I care about is the fact that I’m healthy, and I have food on my plate.

It’s gluttony, but from now on, I’m gonna eat, eat, and eat. Food is a blessing, right?