"My 10 Cool Dads!" by DEV

Since Ark and I don’t have a father, I’m listing down 10 Cool people could definitely fit the job description.

Here are my 10 Cool Dad Candidates!

1.       Lord Voldemort: He may be pure evil, but I bet he wouldn’t Avada Kedavra his own son, would he? Anyway, I still think he’d make a pretty cool Dad.

2.       Jackie Chan: How awesome would it be to have this wacky martial artist as your Dad? Way awesome? Super awesome? Too awesome for words? He’s not only a great fighter, he’s also got a great sense of humor. We’ll be drunken-fisting bad guys everywhere while laughing away.

3.       Iron Man: Genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist PLUS the super metal suit of pure awesomeness. This guy is the perfect Dad.

4.       Harry Potter: If Lord Voldemort tries to kill me, I’ll replace him with his arch enemy. He’s on the good side, but that’s what will make him a caring father. We won’t be scheming against Hogwarts like Voldemort would do, but at least he’ll teach me how to defend it.

5.       Spiderman: This is just hoping I’ll inherit some of his spider powers. Then we’ll swing from building to building and consider it as “father-son bonding”.

6.       Aang: He’s dead now, but he would have made a fun father. Then, hopefully, I’ll become an airbender. Then we’ll make tornadoes and blow the neighbors’ houses away…or we could just fly.

7.       Indiana Jones: Exploring lost cities, grabbing lost treasure and running away from all sorts of lost creatures: Just another day for this candidate. Imagine tagging along with him for “Take-Your-Kid-to-School Day”. That’s priceless treasure.

8.       Darth Vader: This is just because I want to hear him say his famous line: “I AM YOUR FATHER”. Then I’ll pull out my light saber and start the greatest fight ever. I’ll probably cheat him by using the Force. He’ll probably kill me.

9.       Yoda: Amazing father, Yoda would be. LOL. He’s a super Jedi. But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna look like a green-skinned alien, does it?

10.   Red Bird: Yes, the Angry Bird. But I would bet he’d make a good Dad. Imagine if I was in an egg, and a Green Pig stole me. Imagine how much trouble he’d go through just to get me back. Now that’s what being a Dad is all about.

I guess I have no clear criteria for this. But these people (aliens, wizards, superheroes, birds, yeah they’re not really people) have something in common: They are all powerful AND fun. To describe in one word: AWESOMAZING.

These guys are all so cool-can’t really choose the best Dad. Can’t I have all of them? I can dream, can’t I?

P.S. The Spiderman pic on top wasn't supposed to be there. He just stopped there like nobody's business. Guess that's his way of saying who should be my Dad.