ARK’s Warning: Reader, please DO NOT READ THIS POST. Just
wait for my next one…or go find something to eat. J
I am pretty irritated right now. That’s why the title is Rat’s
Hole (it’s supposed to be a bad word, but Ark censored it)
I’m not usually a neat freak, but this horrible smell is
driving me crazy. My room’s been stinky for days now. Oh, alright, it’s always
stinky. But these past days, even I can’t stand the smell. The worst part is,
nothing could remove the stench!
What am I talking about, you ask? Well it’s a dead rat that
somehow managed to end its life in an unknown area of my room. Why the heck
didn’t it die inside Ark’s room? It’s always clean, and it needs a dead rat
once in a while.
Sorry if you’re eating folks. You better finish your food
somewhere else.
I don’t know how I manage to sleep in there EVERY NIGHT. I guess
the rat’s been dead for over a week now. The suffering seems endless. I couldn’t
even find the stupid corpse! If I did, I would probably give the poor thing a
proper burial…inside the trash bin. But it somehow turned invisible before
dying, so it’s an impossible mission.
I’m not even sure if it’s a rat. It could be a cat who gave birth to a dead
kitten, but seriously you should stop reading this. I know it’s disgusting, but
I just had to complain about it. Now I can’t get rid of the “rat” AND the
smell. I wonder how long the decomposition would last, ‘cause my brain’s
decomposing too. But don’t worry readers: No pictures in this post.
Hey, I think I saw a cockroach over there. I must be getting
OCD. LOL, don’t tell Ark. J
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