(trust me, my Biology teacher never taught me these, and everything I learned from her must have been a lie. LOL)
1. Zombies eat brains AND plants. No zombie movie ever showed this. I feel cheated. Zombies are vegetarians!
2. Plants SLEEP and they can be awakened by coffee.
3.Sun falls right out of the sky. That could possibly be scary if it happened in real life.
4. Cherries explode. 'Nuff said.
5. Last but not the least, LAWN MOWERS KILL ALL ZOMBIES! Why haven't anyone thought of that before?
Lesson learned guys. :)
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